Ten Travel Musings
10. Fog is NOT GOOD. It will eff everything up.
9. If you expect the TSA agents to be poop heads, you won't believe your amazement when they are actually nice.
8. Gay flight attendants are WAY nicer than women flight attendants.
7. If there is no Starbucks or Caribou around, Dunkin' Doughnuts has decent coffee. Never drink the crap they put in your room, unless it's a super fancy place, but then you still need to be cautious.
6. There will always be at least one airline staffer at some point in your travels who doesn't know their a-- from a hole in the ground and manages to frick everything up for no reason.
5. No matter how light you pack, if you have a kid you will be hauling tons of crap thru the terminals and your hotel and rental car will be cluttered with all your stuff
4. First class flyers who miss their call to the gate, believe they are entitled to cut in front of the Zone 1 group even when they are actually in the middle of having their tickets scanned.
3. Consider yourself blessed if you get the experience of a descent that starts above the clouds. AWESOME!
2. Even just catching a glimpse of the prominent structures flying into Ronald Reagan International is amazing.
1. Traveling is so fun and exciting but truly, there's no place like home.
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I'd love to hear your thoughts! Just remember to be nice or it's deletsies.